So, Luke got us a barracks apartment
That is two doors away from the infirmary.
See, right there.
And I have a line on the daycare situation
on the base, which really won't be a situation
till I get a job anyway.
So I figure one month to settle in,
and then we'll fly her back for a month with you.
Daphne--
Now, this is right when the midwest furniture show ends,
which will be perfect, because then you'll really have time
to actually hang out with her.
So it just works out perfectly, don't you think?
Well, you've pretty much covered everything, I guess.
I know, planning for a baby,
it's like waging a war or something.
Doesn't make sense, though.
-What? Doesn't-- -No, Daph, it doesn't.
I mean, I've been thinking about this a lot, too.
And...
I mean, it's great that you want her with you. It is.
But you don't know what your life will be like yet.
I mean, just the Diana stuff.
You don't have a pediatrician yet.
You don't have her room set up,
You don't know people with kids her age to play with.
Plus there's also...
I mean, let's face it, you're not married to Luke.
You've only been living together for a couple of weeks.
I mean, what if something goes wrong?
I'm not saying that it will, but--
Charlie, I really don't think that's going to be a problem.
I just think it makes much more sense
for you guys to get everything smoothed out
before she comes down for a visit.
A visit?
And besides, it'll be a lot easier to get set up
without having to chase her around all the time.
And then we'll come down and see you.
Me and Kirsten and Diana,
We'll all come down and see you.
Okay?
Where's that snack bag?
Somebody's stomach's growling here.
-Right here. -Oh, here we go.
Everything okay?
Great.
♪ Everybody wants to live ♪
♪ Like they wanna live ♪
♪ And everybody wants to love ♪
♪ Like they wanna love ♪
♪ Everybody wants to be ♪
♪ Closer to free ♪
Where you going?
I'm going to work. Why?
You don't even have a minute to talk?
-To talk or to yell? -Bailey.
Look, I blew off that meeting, okay, but I just don't--
Bailey, we don't want to yell.
-You don't? -We found out from Alex
when he showed us all the accounts. We heard what you did.
You spent all your own money to keep the restaurant going.
So, you're mad at me because I didn't tell you?
No, no, we're trying to tell you we're not mad.
-We're... -We're sorry.
Really sorry.
You're sorry?
Yeah, 'cause all we do is get on your case,
and every day you're out there running the restaurant,
running this house.
Making sure that everything's paid for.
I mean, the truth is you pull so much more than your own weight,
and we let you.
I mean, we've let you for years.
So, what are you saying?
So, we're saying we have Owen for the day,
and Joe is covering the restaurant.
And your breakfast is made.
And we picked up The Weekly for you,
It's open to, uh, the best of S.F.
So, go out and have some fun, okay?
Bye.
Everyone said you have to see American Beauty.
I never thought it would live up to the hype.
Oh, but it totally did.
Totally. I want to have Kevin Spacey's baby.
You guys actually liked that movie?
They told you the ending before the opening credits were over.
Oh, but, see, I love that.
-It's so, uh-- -Subversive.
Yeah, it's just like that other movie I love, um...
Sunset Boulevard!
Yeah, that's good.
So, where do you stand, Adam?
I have a 24-hour rule on movies.
No rash, sweeping judgments.
Oh, but you see, making rash, sweeping judgments
is half the fun of seeing a movie.
I have tried telling him that.
Hey, listen.
Is anyone else feeling hungry?
Yeah. Hey, let's go to Elmo's diner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm really not up for diner food.
Isn't there some place we could get a salad?
Oh, come on, Laura,
We can jump off the health food train for a night.
Elmo makes amazing chocolate milkshakes.
Oh, and they got these chili fries.
- Oh, mama! - Yeah.
Okay, whatever. That's fine, I guess. But--
Oh, hey, I just remember where we saw that girl,
The daughter, she was in Patriot Games.
She was? Yeah, that's right! Yeah, she was good.
Hey, we saw that together, huh?
Yeah, we did.
So, uh, read any good books lately?
Hey.
Hey. What are you doing here?
Uh...
To tell you the truth, I have no idea.
Sounds good to me.
You remember how I told you how pissed my family was?
Well...
Total 180.
Now all of a sudden, they're like,
"Take a vacation.
Relax and have some fun. You've earned it."
So, you're complaining?
No, no, not at all.
I just...
I don't know what to do.
Well, let's see, um,
My old roommate Jo Jo, she's...
No, forget it.
What?
She's having a party down on the haight,
and it's not your scene and it's not mine anymore. So...
Why not?
At Jo Jo's last soirée
somebody tapped a keg with a tire iron,
and beer went everywhere,
and it took two fire marshals and 14 cops to break it up.
Well, that sounds like fun.
Unless you're not into it.
No, I love watching Jo Jo get busted. It's just that--
Cool. We're there.
Let's do it.
-Okay. -Okay.
I hope you brought bail money.
I feel like I ate a small village.
Those chili cheese fries should be against the law.
Yeah, well, Elmo's isn't exactly famous for its spa cuisine.
Now, stop changing the subject.
Can we please talk about tomorrow?
Justin and Laura's engagement party.
Yeah, um... Well, you know the thing is, is that, uh...
I am way behind on my story for narrative study,
So I should... I should really write.
What?
Why are you suddenly bailing on me?
I have a story due, too.
Look, I, uh, I just feel weird being there.
Why? They invited you.
No, I know.
-It's just, uh... -What?
Look, they're a lousy couple.
What? A lousy couple, are you kidding me?
They're a great couple.
Ask Justin. I mean, she changed his life.
You know, well, from what I saw,
they don't have a whole lot in common.
How do you know?
She leads him around by the nose.
I mean, they don't click.
They don't riff off of each other.
Riff off of each other?
Who riffs off of each other?
Well, Justin and you.
What? Justin and what?
Why, you kidding?
If you videotaped our evening tonight
and asked people to pick out the loving couple,
you and Justin would win, hands down.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just 'cause
Justin and I have known each other for, like, forever.
And we have history.
Yeah, and present and--
Listen, forget it, okay?
Who cares?
Justin and Laura are having a party tomorrow
because they are engaged.
It's a happy occasion,
and I'm going, and you said you would too,
so we're going together, okay?
Okay?
Okay.
There you are!
Hi.
Are you having a good time?
Definitely.
I was dancing with some crazy bald girl.
At least I think it was a girl.
Hey, what's that taste?
Come on, let's dance.
Wait, is that... is that beer?
No.
Well, oh, no, it's just non-alcoholic.
At Jo Jo's? No way.
Okay, hey, wait.
Listen, don't freak out on me here, okay?
But I had a beer.
You were drinking?
Just one. One beer.
That wasn't the first one, is it?
No. I've been having a beer every now and again
for a couple of weeks now.
But it's not--
That's why you didn't come into the meeting with me
because you're off the program.
I'm just... I'm in a different place right now.
Can I have a shot of tequila, please?
No, wait, no, no, no.
Evvie, that's a bad idea.
Why?
Because I've been sober for a lot longer than you have.
So, fine. Spot me.
Don't let me have more than you do.
No, Evvie.
What? Just relax.
You know, your family said have a good time.
So, have one!
Can he get a beer, please?
Hello, stranger.
Evvie.
That tastes good.
You want a sip?
Okay, I've been thinking about this a lot, and, uh...
What if I don't agree with you, Charlie?
Agree about what?
What if I want to take her with me?
Take Diana?
We talked about this. We figured this out.
No, actually, you figured it out.
And you said that eventually she could come visit me,
which I don't even know if you want that to happen, like, ever.
Daph, come on, that's ridiculous.
So I'm just asking.
What if I want to do something different?
Why are you suddenly--
What if I want to take her right now?
What if I want to take my daughter?
Okay, Daph, just calm down.
I don't even want to calm down.
And I don't even want to discuss it.
Well, you don't have a choice, okay?
-I'm her father. -And I am her mother!
Do you even realize that?
-Of course I do. -Oh, really?
It's kind of hard to tell with you making declarations like
you're the dad and the mom.
Not just of Diana's, mine too.
Daph, this is not--
Okay, you know what, I don't want to have this conversation
because I know where this gets me.
I want to take my daughter with me to Texas.
Well, I'm sorry, but that's not a decision you get to make.
Not alone.
Are you saying that you'll try to stop me?
I don't want to have to, But if you don't give me a choice--
I am not scared of you, Charlie.
I'm not trying to scare you, Daphne.
No, you're just trying to get your way.
Like always.
I am not going to let that happen.
Not anymore.
Daphne.
Hm. Wow.
That was fun.
Wasn't that fun?
That was fun.
Are you relaxed yet?
Yes, I do have to say I am relaxed.
Would your family be happy?
I don't know about that.
Well, they should be.
We had a few drinks, a few orgasms,
and nobody died, right?
I guess that's right.
When's our appointment? I don't have time for this.
Neither do I.
I just can't believe we're here again meeting with lawyers.
I know.
But you didn't hear her.
I mean, I've never seen Daphne that way before.
She's saying she might want to fight me for custody.
And, Kirsten, I mean, this time
I'm going to be ready.
So, then what?
She finds out that you hire a lawyer.
She gets one herself.
And pretty soon, that's what you have.
Exactly what you had last year with Owen.
I didn't start this. I was willing to talk.
-So keep talking. -I tried, Kirsten.
She didn't like what I had to say.
And now, suddenly, she's making threats.
But think what this means.
It means pretty soon you guys aren't speaking,
except through a lawyer.
It means suddenly you're not deciding what's best for your daughter, neither of you.
Some judge will do that.
Kirsten, I have to protect myself
and Diana.
You really think that this gives you protection?
Daphne's the mother.
And I don't care what a judge hears about her.
If you think you're ever gonna win custody from her--
I don't wanna win anything.
I just wanna know what I can count on.
That's it.
Charlie, listen,
You know that I will support you, whatever you do,
but look at the facts.
You had a child with a woman who's not your wife.
You had to know that this could happen someday.
Like it or not, you created this situation.
And if you don't wanna risk losing Diana,
you better find some other way to deal with this.
Hey.
-Hey there. -Hi.
Great party, you guys.
We're so glad you could come.
Well, I wouldn't have missed it.
-Hey. Hi. -Hey.
-Good to see you. -Good to see you, too.
Laura, beautiful party.
Justin told me you practically did it all on your own.
Thanks.
Yeah. The food and the flowers.
You know what? My mom's been bugging me all night
to take some pictures. Let's get it over with.
Now? They just got here.
You can talk to them later. Come on.
Don't say a word.
God! Did you see how they are together?
I am busy not saying a word.
No, no. Too late. You're the one who put this thought in my head.
Now I can't shake it.
You know, last night, I thought it over and over,
and you know what the problem is?
What?
The very thing that he loves about her most,
the fact that she turned his life around,
that's why they should get married.
He thinks this is his idea because he chose the moment,
because he asked her, but, really, it wasn't.
It was her idea from the start, and he told me that.
That she has this whole life planned,
and he saw his name penciled into it like a dentist's appointment or something.
So if that is how you feel, say something.
What? Are you kidding me? I can't do that.
-Why not? -Well, 'cause...
'cause you saw how she just was with me.
I mean, she's suspicious of me already because of last night,
because of the riffing thing.
She still thinks I still want him, Adam.
Well,
do you?
No. Of course not.
Justin and I are just friends.
Okay.
-What? -Nothing.
Look, it's just...
If I were him, I think I would want my friend to look after me.
Wouldn't you?
What do you think, that I want it this way?
I'm not even sure what you want anymore, okay?
-Who is it? -It's Charlie.
Oh, for God's sake.
I'm sorry. Um,
I just... I just wanted to talk.
I should just...
No, wait. Listen, listen. Hold on.
Listen, I don't know what I'm supposed to tell you, but--
I'll just come back later, or tell Daph to call me.
You're here. You might as well hear this.
I don't wanna drag you into the middle of this--
Charlie!
She's staying.
She's not going with me.
She... she's staying in San Francisco.
Oh.
She couldn't do it to you or to Diana, I guess.
I ought to get back with her.
Hey, uh, you guys aren't leaving, are you?
We were just coming to say good-bye, actually.
Well, Laura's got this whole elaborate present-opening ritual thing planned.
Oh, that sounds like fun, but we have work due tomorrow.
I'll get the car.
Um, congratulations again.
Thanks. Thank you.
-So-- -Listen...
I really appreciate you being here.
This whole thing's kind of a mind bender, you know?
You tell your girlfriend, "let's give it a shot,"
and the next thing you know, this big machine starts going,
and you got parties and plans,
and it keeps grinding on,
and then you feel like you can't even slow it down.
You can, though, Justin.
You can slow it down or even stop it.
What does that mean?
No. Nothing. Never mind.
What? Julia, what?
Justin, nothing.
Don't lie to me.
I know that look. Come here.
All right, what's the deal?
What, you think this is a mistake?
-Is that what you're saying? -No, I never said that.
I just thought that maybe if that's how you feel,
then you should slow down.
So, basically, I should call it off.
-No, not necessarily. -That's what that means.
To slow it down means to not get married yet.
-This is a big deal. -Okay, listen, forget it.
Forget it? I can't just...
You tell me at my engagement party
that I should think twice about getting married.
I can't just forget that.
Why would you say this now?
Is it Laura? Does she bug you? Do you hate her?
No, no, she's fine. She has nothing to do with this.
Well, then what is it about?
'Cause I'll tell you what Laura thinks.
She thinks that you're jealous.
And I told her no, but now--
Okay, Justin, please, I am begging you.
Just forget that I said anything, all right?
Just put it out of your mind, okay?
Oh, okay, yeah, that's what I'll do.
Thanks, Julia. Thanks a lot.
Hello!
Evvie!
Evvie, you here?
Hey, you told me to come by at eight.
Evvie?
Evvie, damn it, where are you?
Oh, my god.
Oh, no!
Evvie, hey. Evvie, wake up.
Evvie, wake up!
Hey, Evvie, hey.
Evvie, please, wake up.
Damn it.
Damn it!
Come on, answer!
Yeah, yes, I need an ambulance, please.
Uh, alcohol poisoning, I think.
Yeah, she's breathing, but she... I don't...
Look, I just got here, so I don't know, but please hurry.
I don't know how much she had to drink, so please hurry!
Bailey.
Hi.
Holly.
I wondered if I'd bump into you.
What's going on?
Your friend in for tests on his hand?
Uh, no. Griffin's...
No. This is, uh...
I'm here with somebody else.
Oh. Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, she's fine. She just...
This girl that I know,
um, she had too much to drink,
so they had to pump her stomach.
But everything's fine.
What about you? You okay?
Yeah. Great.
Good.
Well, you look... you look great.
Thanks.
- So do you. - Bailey salinger?
He brought her in?
What the hell is the matter with you?
Wait a second. I don't even know you.
I'm Evvie's sponsor. She told me what happened.
Okay, wait. No. This isn't...
Listen, before you go off here, okay,
I wasn't with her.
I went to her place, and I found her.
You gave her a drink at some party last night. She told me.
That isn't true. I was trying to convince her she shouldn't drink.
She said you offered to spot her or something
to make sure she didn't get drunk.
No, I did not ever offer--
And then you had sex with her
after you both had been drinking?
Damn it! Hold on!
Holly, wait, Holly!
Are you insane?
Evvie told me you had been sober for two years.
Two years of meetings!
How could you do this?
-Hi. -Hi.
Um, Charlie's just getting her dressed.
He'll be right out. Do you want me to--
I'll get her.
Hey. I'm sorry we're not ready yet. She got...
I got bogged down in this game of runaway diaper girl, didn't we?
Listen, uh, I tried to call. I wanted to offer to take her today
if you wanted to spend some more time with Luke before he leaves.
No. It's Luke's last day, so he wants to spend time with her. So...
Does he need any help shipping stuff to Texas?
'Cause I got all these deals with carriers.
We're good.
Thanks.
Will you tell him good-bye for us?
Yeah, I'll tell him.
Daph, look, uh, I just feel bad--
I'm running late, so I gotta go. Bye-bye.
All I said was that it wouldn't kill him to slow down a little,
and the next thing you know, he's, like, losing it at me.
Well, I kind of can't blame him.
Griffin!
Okay. No, no, you're right.
Why did I do that? I mean, what kind of a friend am I?
If they're happy together,
they know better than I do, right?
No, I didn't say that either.
You just said I blew it.
Well, your timing. That sucked.
You say they're not right for each other,
And they're probably not.
How would you know? You've never met her.
Come on. You and Justin, you got this whole soulmate thing going on.
You know, it's like you guys click.
Please don't say we riff.
No, that's just it. You guys riff off of each other,
You know, which is why you had to dump it on him last night.
You couldn't keep quiet about that.
You know, besides the timing,
it just means you're being a friend.
You think?
Yeah. I mean, unless...
What?
Well, unless it's you being jealous and not her.
Griffin, it totally isn't.
Why does everyone keep saying that?
I don't know.
When we were married, we had all kinds of problems.
The money, the business, your family, us.
None of it scared me as much as he did.
What, Justin?
Yeah, you know, that he'd show up one day,
and suddenly, you'd realize that you should've been married to him instead of me.
What are you doing here? I just dropped Diana with Kirsten at your place.
I know.
Do you have to be at the factory or something?
Isn't there like nine trillion things you should be doing?
Daph, look.
I don't want us to turn into one of those divorced couples.
I don't wanna fight every time we talk about Diana.
I don't want us...
I don't want her asking me someday,
"why are you and Mom so angry at each other?"
Yeah? Well, guess what.
You don't get to control that, Charlie,
and you don't get to make all the rules.
But there's gotta be some way to work this out.
I mean, there's gotta be something--
You wanna know why I'm so mad at you, Charlie?
Because I have been good.
I have done everything you asked me to do.
You asked me to move back to San Francisco and be a mom,
and I did that.
You asked me to not be afraid to love her completely,
and I did that, too.
But now it's like...
You did this horrible thing to me, Charlie.
You showed me everything that I can have.
And then, like, just when I'm about to have everything,
everything that you have,
a baby and a person who loves me,
you take that all away.
-Daph, how am I taking that away? -I don't know!
By frowning on this, by acting like I'm not a mom again all of a sudden,
like I'm putting myself ahead of Diana.
Wait a minute. That is not--
No, because you know what? It's true.
If I left right now with Luke, I would be splitting her life up.
I would be taking our daughter away from you.
See? And you don't want that to happen.
And I completely understand that.
Well, then, okay. Things between us don't have to--
But you can't have it both ways, Charlie.
You can't expect me to see everything that you have
and pretend that it doesn't kill me that I can't have it too.
This is really good, Julia.
-Really? -Yeah.
Where, um... where did you come up with it?
Well, um...
You remember that cute older couple we saw at the movies last week?
Well, that image, I didn't know how to use it, but it stuck with me.
And then today I realized, well, what if...
what if instead of being married,
that was their first date in 50 years?
What if they spent their whole lives apart
and just now were rediscovering each other?
Hmm.
That's exactly the kind of cheesy, hyper-romantic premise that usually creeps me out,
But you... you did it
without getting all weepy and maudlin,
and it pisses me off.
-What? Why? -Because it's the kind of stuff I can't do.
Messy and emotional.
You know, it feels like I can't control it.
But you? You don't care.
You just dive right in.
You're so sweet to me, you know that?
Okay.
That's, uh...
-No, I don't think so. -What?
We both know what's going on.
What?
Julia,
The story you wrote is so obviously you and Justin,
and that is all that is on your mind here.
What? What are you...
No. The simple fact is that you are trying to prove
you're not still attracted to him.
Because you don't wanna admit that you might actually have
some selfish reasons for wanting to break them up.
But guess what? You know, who cares?
They probably should break up.
-Adam, wait. -No.
You need to deal with this, Julia.
You need to talk to Justin.
Because I... I would love to kiss you.
You know that.
-Adam-- -But when and if I ever do,
I don't wanna wonder when you close your eyes
if you're thinking of him.
-Hey. -Hey.
What are you thinking about?
Oh. Stupid question.
I'm just...
There's so many sides to this.
I wanna be fair,
but I am not gonna lose my daughter.
You said it yourself. Legally, I don't have much of a leg to stand on.
I mean, what if she just changes her mind
and, you know, takes her?
Charlie, she's not gonna do that.
That's not who she is.
I know.
And I hate that she's that unhappy, but I mean, bottom line,
I have to figure out what's best for Diana.
Man, this situation is just so...
I'm trying to do the right thing here, you know?
I know.
I really don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Hey.
Bailey.
This just keeps happening to us, huh?
Just when you start to think that I might not be a loser--
Look, I don't wanna be rude--
Okay, I know that looked bad. That looked horrible.
I really...
I'd really rather you didn't.
Listen, I was trying to help out this other person, okay, and...
Which is getting to be a really bad habit with me,
trying to fix everything,
when the truth is that I know there's some things that you really just can't fix.
-I want you to leave. -Holly, wait. Just let me--
No. I'm not interested.
See, now, that's not true. I know that isn't true.
I told you that I hope that I'd be around
when you got things sorted out,
But after what I saw at the hospital last night,
it's just obviously not the case, is it?
I don't know! What is that anyway, "sorted out"?
What does that mean?
When does a person have all of their problems all figured out?
Never, ever!
You're actually beginning to scare me.
See, you know what your problem is, Holly? You know what it is?
It's the way you look down at everything that you don't think is absolutely perfect.
You actually really think you're ever gonna find that? Do you?
Somebody who's got all their problems all sorted out? That's a fantasy.
-I want you to leave now. -You know what's real?
This is what's real, Holly. People who have problems.
-That's what's real. -Get out of my house now.
-Hey. -Hey.
Listen, is she, uh...
Go on in.
You know, it's weird in a way. I, uh...
I wanted it the most, and I was the last one to see it.
You're really her mom.
-Charlie, what are you-- -There are some things that
I don't want her to miss here.
Like, uh, her pediatrician's appointment in March.
That's... that's four weeks.
And, uh...
I know this is gonna sound silly,
but there's some birthdays comin' up, Claud's and Owen's,
And, uh... Diana just loves that stuff, so--
I don't understand.
I want you to take her, Daph.
I want you to go to Texas with Luke, and, uh,
take our girl.
Charlie.
Uh, Kirsten's downstairs in the truck with her right now.
We packed up all of her stuff.
You what? You did what?
Yeah, we'll have to figure out a system that's best for her.
We'll trade months or seasons or somethin'.
But we need to plan. I need to know when she's gonna be here.
Yeah, I can't believe that this is--
It just makes more sense for you to take her first.
I mean, me and Kirsten will be
a lot less busy in March, and, uh,
she'll just be a lot happier with a full-time parent anyway.
Yeah.
I, uh, I marked down some dates on the calendar.
Nothing's in stone, but, you know,
the sooner we get all that settled...
I understand.
Good.
-Hey. -Hey.
Thanks for letting me come.
You want something to drink? Coffee or...
I lied to you, Justin.
You what?
I'm jealous of you and Laura.
And then I tried to pretend that I wasn't,
but that's what it is. I'm jealous.
Well, listen--
See, um, you're my friend.
You are, but you're also, in so many ways,
you're sort of my first.
So seeing you do this, committing yourself to this other person,
It's, uh... it's weird.
I mean, how am I supposed to feel?
Am I supposed to feel hopeful because you met someone, so maybe I will, too?
Or am I supposed to feel sad because I'm losing one of the few people
who ever made sense for me?
I get it.
You don't have to say that. If you're angry with me, then--
Why do you think I asked you if I ought to slow down?
It's because I'm afraid that, uh, there might be somebody else
that I ought to be with.
And you know, if I were to make a list of who that might be.
Who do you think's number one?
Wow.
So, um,
what do we do now?
I'm engaged, Julia.
Right. I... I know. Um, right.
I mean, I'm not married,
but I'm engaged.
So, I'm gonna go back to New Haven with Laura,
and then, um...
What?
We'll see.
Hold it down. I know how to do it.
I know. I took roping... I know what I'm doing.
I don't know how to explain how long a month is,
but it's not that long.
You'll go night-night, and you'll wake up,
and you'll do that again and again and again,
and then... and then daddy will be there, okay?
Kirsten and I will be there, and we'll be together again.
And until then, well, just...
Well, remember that I love you, okay?
I love you so much.
And we'll talk on the phone every day, okay?
All right?
I'll see you real soon.
I love you.
Uh, okay,
so I will call you as soon as we check in tonight,
and as soon as we have a phone number--
-I know. I know. -I'll give it to you.
I know. It's okay.
You'd better get going.
You gotta make Nevada today, so...
Okay.
-Take care of them. -I will.
Oh. Sorry. I knocked, but I didn't hear you answer, so...
What do you want?
I don't know. I just...
Your jeep was parked kinda funny, and your keys were just thrown on the rug,
So I just wanted to make sure--
Claud, could you not be here right now?
Please, I'm tired. I need to rest.
What's goin' on? You seem kinda--
Hey. What's up?
Nothing's up!
Sitting here, minding my own business,
and Claudia gets all paranoid.
-Bailey-- -Have you been drinking?
You told me to relax.
Well, I did.
Oh, my god, Bailey.
-I'm calling Charlie. -No, wait. It's not some big emergency,
you guys, okay? I had a bad day,
So I had a couple of drinks.
That's it. I'm not gonna burst into flames.
Bailey, what happened to you? How did this happen?
-Bailey? -Well, let's see...
Let's see, we had these parents, you remember?
And then we didn't. And then, suddenly,
their whole life, their... their job
and their baby and their house landed on me.
-Bailey, that's not-- -No, no, now, I'm not...
It's fine. It's fine. I'm not complaining about it.
If I've been behind the wheel for six years or whatever it's been,
then maybe it's good that I pull over now,
and I get out, and I stretch my legs for awhile.
Bailey, I can't believe this.
Listen to me.
Whatever is wrong with you, Bailey,
this has nothing to do with them. You know that.
Don't blame Mom or Dad or anything else.
This is the alcohol, Bailey. That's it.
Yeah, thank you for your help.
I'm gonna watch some tube.
Bay...
-What are we supposed to do? -I don't know. Um...
Do we have the number for his sponsor?
- Oh, man, it's been so long since-- -
Oh, my god.
- Bailey! - Bailey!
-His keys are gone. -What?
They're gone.
What's that?
Come on, buddy! Drive a little slower, why don't ya?
What?
What are you honkin' at?
I didn't hit anybody.
Why don't you get over yourself, man.
Damn.